"Mommy, I know why Berkley wears night time diapers... that way she will know it's night time and she wears day time diapers so she will know it's day!"
Lindsey: "Oh Kenadie, I wish I wasn't so sleepy."
Kenadie: "Well Mommy, that's just how God made you!"
"Mommy, you're the best mommy I've ever had!"
"The reason I got louder while I was saying my prayer was because I wanted to make sure God could hear me."
"The reason I got louder while I was saying my prayer was because I wanted to make sure God could hear me."
"Mommy, remember that time Berkley was in your tummy and you let me pick her to be a girl?"
"Please tell me that dogs don't eat people!"
Mommy, remember that time you were cutting that string off my shorts? Well, I was scared you were going to cut my leg and then I would bleed. Ya know, bleeding is just not one of my favorite things to do!"
Lindsey talking to Aaron on phone: "You will not believe! This lady in Walmart, who was severely overweight, COULD NOT get over how fat Berkley was!!! Can you believe that? She's always in the 50% on weight, it's not like she's THAT big! And really, if I'm being honest, I have seriously never seen a larger gluteus maximus than hers!" I use the term gluteus maximus so that Kenadie won't know what I've just said...
Kenadie from backseat: "Mom, did you know your gluteus maximus is your bottom?"
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